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Joke of the Day
"What is Bielefeld's Zip Code? 404"
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"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"
"I was going to tell you this joke about Matthew Shepard... ...but I'm kind of on the fence about it."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"
"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"
"I love being American. Just the other day I ate half my meal, got even fatter, then threw the rest away because f*ck starving people."