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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision."

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"

"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"

"I got my car towed by a celebrity yesterday. I don't even have THAT big of a car."

"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"

"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""