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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"
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"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"
"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."
"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""
"""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium"
"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"
"Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?"
"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."
"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."
"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."