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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"How come they only do that moustache oil for men? Sexism."

"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"

"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."

"I hadn't been laid in a long time, so I slipped a girl a roofie at a bar. She still wouldn't have sex with me, she just wanted to sleep."

"What smells better than it taste? A nose"

"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."

"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and a hooker? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking."

"Dark jokes are my favorite What the first thing you need to hide when the police is on the door and there's a pile of dead babies next to you? ... ... ... ... Your boner"