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Joke of the Day

"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."

"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"

"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"

"Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster."

"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."

"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."

"I have a lips which makes me psecial"

"Old one but still funny: Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... ... one muffin says to the other ""Damn its starting to get really hot in here."" The other one says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""

"Let's hope God grades on a curve or I'm so screwed."

"What does a Middle-Eastern person eat for breakfast? Syria-l"