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Joke of the Day

"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"

"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said ""death or becoming a pirate king"" and he threw my cat Alan at me"

"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."

"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."

"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."

"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."

"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"

"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."