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Joke of the Day

"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"

"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"

"What's the difference between Jews and Pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven."

"Texts: Cool! What does it say? Emails: Oh God... what do they want? Phone call: I basically assume someone has died."

"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"You ever stick your dick in pecan pie? It's fucking nuts."

"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."

"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."

"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"

"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."