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"I have a lips which makes me psecial"
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"At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son"
"How long is a Chinese name."
"A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent."
"I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear"
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."
"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"