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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."

"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."

"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !"

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds... it's yours to keep."

"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""