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Joke of the Day
"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"
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"What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso."
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"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"
"Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul"
"The guy that takes a picture for girls at a club never gets laid."
"What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe"
"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on........ .......... the suspension is killing me."