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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."
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"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
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"What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!"
"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."
"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."