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Joke of the Day
"Some of you might get this. Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.... .... And doesn't."
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"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"
"Comas make a big difference in your sentences. For example, -Ben is in a hurry -Ben is in a coma"
"Me: Ok, who got Oreo filling on the couch? Husband: 4: 7: Me: Well... 7: It really could have been any of us. 4: (licks couch)"
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""
"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"
"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."
"Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection? I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)"
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."