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Joke of the Day

"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."

"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"There was a Spanish magician... And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted: UNO! DOS! And he dissapeared without a tres."

"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."

"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"