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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ? Independence Day"
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"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead."
"The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can."
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."
"Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question... He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted? Crusty"
"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."
"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"