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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/Jokes users does it take to screw in a lightbulb Six. One to actually do it, and five to complain how it's the same one they've seen before."

"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."

"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me"

"Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it."

"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."

"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"