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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"

"My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards."

"Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans"

"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"

"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."

"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."