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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"

"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."

"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"

"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"

"Just got bit by a black widow... People are fucking crazy."

"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."

"I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen."

"Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it."