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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"
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"On talk shows, whenever the celebrity guest takes a casual sip from their branded mug, I like to imagine it's full of blood"
"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."
"Have you heard the one about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He would lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog."
"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."
"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."
"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."
"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"
"What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy"