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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it."

"If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"

"Why did Gandhi lose the race? I guess he got his fasts mixed up."

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."

"I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket statements It's putting me to sleep"

"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."

"FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?"

"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."