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Joke of the Day

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."

"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"

"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"

"Q: What kind of snake is good at building things? A: A boa constructor."

"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."

"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."