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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen."
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"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"Finish this sentence: I like my coffee like I like my _____. I like my coffee like I like my coffee: recursive."
"My dick was once in the book of world records... But then I got kicked out of the library."
"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."
"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."