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Joke of the Day
"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."
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"What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex? Let's see those Naboobies."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"I accidentally ran over a leprachaun. I brought it home and cooked it up. TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."
"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"
"A man was asked if he was Indecisive He couldn't make up his mind."
"The Blonde Waitress Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please? Blonde Waitress: We are fresh out of cream, sir. Can I bring you coffee without milk instead?"