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Joke of the Day

"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."

"It's only fitting that God would be a woman... since space is a vacuum."

"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."

"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."

"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."

"The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't."

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"

"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"