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Joke of the Day
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
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"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."
"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !"
"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates. - kills self"