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"Got laid off."
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"Wanna hear a short joke ? Wanna hear another one ?"
"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."
"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."
"Two blonde girls... ...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. They started crying and headed home."
"Romeo & Juliet.doc... ...is a play on Word."
"why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man"
"Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling ""One Love"""
"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."
"UPDATE: This year's least popular Halloween candy was, as always, Reese's Feces."