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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls"
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"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""
"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."
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"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo."
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
"Harry, it's your baby Said Professor Umbridge"
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"