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"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
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"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite sport? NASCAR, because it's always heading to the left."
"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"
"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"
"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."
"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."
"What came first the ch- Neutrino."
"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."