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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."

"I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person."

"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."

"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."

"the real people to blame for 911 I heard it was two irish carpenter s paddy and mick fitting doors on the 60th floor paddy told mick to get a plain n take some of the top. Mick misinterpreted"

"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."

"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."

"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"

"Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves"