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Joke of the Day
"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
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"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"Just heard Barrack Obama's main writer has been killed.. Sources reporting that he is currently speechless."
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."
"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"
"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"
"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"