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Joke of the Day
"If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people."
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"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
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"Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. ""It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."""
"Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up."
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
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"I'm not totally useless... I can be used as a bad example."
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"