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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."
Next Joke
"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."
"What do you call vampires vagina? Cunt Dracula"
"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."