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Joke of the Day

"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."

"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"

"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."

"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."

"How do you say ""bra"" in German? Stopsemfromfloppin"

"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"

"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."

"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"

"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"