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Joke of the Day

"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."

"Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition?"

"Anyone ever see Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he."

"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."

"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."

"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."

"My girlfriend and I are both feminists But I'm better since I'm a guy"

"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."

"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."

"Stop correcting my vodkabulary"