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Joke of the Day

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"What do you call a kinky secret society? Illumi-naughty."

"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"

"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"

"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"

"Little Johnny calls for his mom ""MOM! MOM!"" ""What is it Johnny?"" ""Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"" ""No, why?"" ""She's outside, under a bus"""

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout makes it back from camp."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."

"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"