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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus."
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"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""
"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."
"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."
"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."
"I went on a date with a girl who was born without feet. I forgot my wallet and asked if she could foot the bill. There was no second date."
"Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days."
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass."