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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus."
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"Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra Mom replies "" What the hell for?"" Boy replies ""Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"""
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."
"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."
"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."
"What do Asians find hard in math? Their dick."
"Hi, I'm Tim Cook and I will teach you how to count in decimals * 10.1 * 10.2 * 10.3 * 10.4 * 10.5 * 10.6 * 10.7 * 10.8 * 10.9 * 10.10"
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Becomes he only CUMS once a year"
"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."