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Joke of the Day
"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."
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"It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home."
"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"
"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"
"I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat."