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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me. Mom, is that you?"

"Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!"

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"

"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"

"TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake."