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Joke of the Day

"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"During an appointment, a doctor tells his patient, ""You have got to stop masturbating!"" The patient gets concerned and asks, ""Why? Is it affecting my health?"" ""No! I'm just trying to examine you!"""

"How many people who subscribed to r/The_Donald does it take to screw in a light bulb? Obviously more than one because it's still dark in their mother's basement."

"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."