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Joke of the Day
"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"
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"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."
"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"
"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."
"Spreddit The backpages of the internet"
"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."
"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."
"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."