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Joke of the Day

"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"

"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."

"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""

"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."

"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"Kids React [removed]"

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."