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Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"
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"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"
"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"
"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""
"What do you call a police officer that shoots black people? A police officer in America."
"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"
"I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher They have small pupils....."
"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."
"Pro tip: most pro tips are given by amateurs."
"What do you call a stripper donkey? A Horse."