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Joke of the Day

"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."

"What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst"

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"American beer is like making love in a canoe it's fucking close to water *Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl*"

"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."