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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."

"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."

"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."

"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."

"What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation? ""I'm Prada you son."""

"Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, ""I think not"", and disappears."

"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""

"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."