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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away."
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"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"
"Pistorius won't have trouble finding his feet when they jail him, they will be kept in a box next to the door"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None because feminists can't change anything..."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"
"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"
"it would be pretty badass if people never stopped growing and old people were like 30 feet tall. anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk"
"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"