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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, it's a girl. If it floats, it's buoyant"

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"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."
"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."
"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police? A small medium at large."
"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"
"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."
"diseases you get after marriage onegina"