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"Movie idea: A drunk passes out next to Picasso. He wakes up to find a drawing of a dick on his face worth $1 million. Does he wash it off?"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"
"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
"Jokes in English Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"Whats the derivative of Amazon? Amazon prime."
"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"
"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."