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Joke of the Day

"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"

"Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute"

"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""

"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"How do you catch a politician? With a special interest group, or evidence of a sex scandal."

"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."

"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."

"The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day a little. Being an adult is stupid."

"Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother? Because he was the Solaire!"