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Joke of the Day

"My friend said to me ""I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?"" ... ""A little harsh don't ya think?"" I replied."

"SEX DICK: What's ur favorite planet? VAG: URANUS!!!!"

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"I heard the Spanish were trying to make a drug out of kinetic energy... Be careful though, because you could get an Mv^2 overdose."

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"

"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."

"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"

"20/20 asking Bobby Brown about his having sex with a ghost... "" What?! No, I'm sorry - I said it was a goat! """

"What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common? They can't even.."

"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."