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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."
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"Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet."
"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."
"Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you."
"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."
"Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to coat the outside in Ranch dressing."
"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."
"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."