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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."

"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"If the next iPhone is a 6s... Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?"

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."