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Joke of the Day
"SEX DICK: What's ur favorite planet? VAG: URANUS!!!!"
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"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."
"3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago."
"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim......"
"What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged? Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on."
"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."
"Just once I'd like someone to call me ""ma'am"" without having to add ""you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"""
"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"
"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""