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Joke of the Day
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care? Shouldn't he be able to cross the road without having his motive questioned? Now let me just... exit through that conveniently placed door.."
"its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say ""hello"" becuase i dread making smalltalk"
"What's the difference between my ex and the Titanic? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people."
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."
"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"