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Joke of the Day
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
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"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."
"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."
"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"
"What's the worst aspect about Calculus teachers? They always go off on tangents in class."
"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
"This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*"
"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."