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Joke of the Day

"Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell ""MAGNIFICENT!"" --it's not, right?"

"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"

"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."